1. My dad constantly says random things. Maybe that’s where I get it from.

2. My mom constantly states random facts that are always TRUE – it’s crazy!

3. I had a great 2 days at home…..

4. I hate tanning beds and I hate mystic tan b/c they stink so bad. However, I am so white that I broke down and got a spray tan tonight. I stink so bad I probably won’t even be able to sleep!

5. I just watched SD & laughed out loud!

6. I then went to michellemccool.net and read some of the funniest things ever. Let me share: “Apparently Tiffany’s “angry button” is in her booty because she went postal on Lady McCruel (after being shoved to ground)” & “Riddle me this: Michelle makes girls like Natalya tap, she bends girls like Melina into pretzels and she makes women like Mickie James cry; yet Tiffany can smash her head on the ring apron over and over?! There’s something off about that… Tiffany must have said her prayers, swallowed some vitamins and ate her Cheerio’s.” TRUE THAT! J

7. My godson informed me at dinner this week (& he’s in 6th grade) that all he needs are homeruns, women & money! Where does he get this stuff?

8. I was thinking some great random things in my car earlier, but I’m drawing a blank!

9. The truth really does always come out….not always when we want it to, but it will come out!

10. I’ve learned so many things in the last 5 years, I think I could write a book!

11. I watched More Than A Game & it could quite possibly be my new favorite!

12. I’m going to train for my yellow belt in krav maga in about a month!

13. I need my hair highlighted….desperately! J

14. Layla text me today asking for my shoe size. I replied “9 ½” to which she said: “Damn!” That made me laugh out loud too!

15. I always go shopping in nasty sweats, absolutely no make-up and messy hair. Normally, as wrong as it is, sales people don’t bother you b/c they don’t think you will buy anything.

16. However, today when I went looking like that, I met a super fan. I’m pretty sure (though he didn’t say it), he had to of been disappointed! J At least I hadn’t tanned at this point, so I didn’t smell TOO bad! J

17. My house almost floated away this week from all the rain!

18. I want to be on DWTS!

19. Some people don’t realize how work can consume you. I am constantly thinking of ideas for storylines, working in the ring, shopping for flawless gear J

20. I watched a high school sb game this week. Made me miss it!

21. I’d rather give than receive….I’d rather go without than have too much…..I’d rather listen than speak!

22. I can’t tell you enough how competitive I am! It’s a problem!

23. I’m trying to think of three more random things…..woops….now just 2! J

24. Josie & crew at Michellemccool.net do an amazing job!

25. I hope Simply Flawless takes over the world! J Anyone wanna help J

Good luck!

Your next
Wednesday, May 27, 2009, 03:56 PM EST [Faith, Heart & Soul]

“Human misery is too great for men to live without faith!”

“It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart!”

So, it’s been a while (once again….) since I posted a blog to all of you WWE Universers! Things have actually been pretty busy and today is no different. I head out to Japan today (I’m sitting in LAX) as we speak to do a promotional tour.

Anyway, you know the drill so heeeeeerrrrreeee we go!

Michelle McCool “Inside the Ropes:” Things were a bit shaken up after the draft and I couldn’t be more satisfied! The Women’s Champion on SD!?!?!? Two words….”welcome home!”

For those of you who don’t recall, Melina (during her in ring debut) had her two cronies give me their snap shot putting me out of action for quite some time. Needless to say, I plan on finishing what she started a long time ago. I may forgive, but I don’t forget!

So what’s sweeter than revenge? Getting revenge by taking her women’s championship away from her… which I plan on doing rather quickly. Once this happens, and it will, I will once again go down in the history books! I’ve already become the #1 contender, rightfully so, so it’s only a matter of time. The problem I’m having is how to do it…do I finish Melina off quickly and put her out of her misery at the beginning of the match or do I relish in making her suffer throughout the match only to add insult to injury at the end? Idk….I’m thinking I’d like to see her suffer!

Next topic of discussion…..Melina breaks my nose? (I’m sorry I can’t add the picture, but I promise to do it when I get back home and can download them to my computer). Alot of you questioned my nose being black, blue and purple all over following last weeks tag match. Yes, it was! Happy? Just like her victory, Melina got lucky with a shot to my face. So she fractured my nose…so what – She still hits like a girl!!!!!!!!!!

My short hair: I’ve gotten lots of comments about my short hair. It was time for change. It seems like after I cut bangs and wore my hair long & straight, it became the “it do” if you will! It seemed every direction I turned, the divas hairstyle looked the same… Long, luxurious locks (or extensions)! For those of you who have commented about liking it, thank you! For those of you who hate it….good thing I didn’t cut it to please you, huh? That’s all I have to say about that!

Michelle McCool Outside The Ropes: I’m really excited about this trip to Japan, but I just wish two things…..1.) that my plane wasn’t delayed 4 hours before I have to get on the plane and sit for another 12 and… 2.) that I had some more time while I am there. Japan is somewhere I’d definitely like to explore. It just seems everytime I’ve been there, I’ve had a hard time getting up from the table eating sushi. HHH is going to be there as well and we will be doing the Japan MTV music awards – sweet!

I’ve got a lot of cool work related stuff coming up which I am excited about…..more details to come! I have to run now. I think my plane time just changed again (for the better I think – let’s hope). Sorry for the blunt end….Until next time -

Faith to fight the good fight, heart to believe and soul to search within!

Love, mm

Home sweet home again….
Wednesday, February 25, 2009, 09:48 PM EST [Faith, Heart & Soul]

“Belief is a truth held in the mind; faith is a fire in the heart.”

“Dreams are journeys that take one far from familiar shores, strengthening the heart, empowering the soul!”

So, the saga continues with…

Michelle McCool “Inside the Ropes!”

I’ve been getting hassled with the same question: “Michelle, what is wrong with you?” And to that, I have a simple answer – NOTHING , ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Once these other “divas” realize that this is my time, my world, my dream and they are just blessed to be passing through it, THEN things will be much better for us all! End of story…

Maria & Eve…. I’m not sure what these two really think they are ever going to accomplish. Heck, they can barely “gang up” together and beat someone, much less do it themselves. I actually have a really good idea for the two of them. They should get all dolled up, quit pretending to play “WRESTLER” and battle it out backstage where they belong – on the mic! Sounds good to me…

Maryse Tag Partner? : I wouldn’t go that far. I definitely will do what I’m told to do, which in last weeks’ case was tagging with Maryse. But, I wont’ say it was on my list of favorites. If you didn’t notice, she wasn’t very eager to get in and get physical. She was more worried about looking at herself than worrying about the match.

Soooo…..I started the match, did most of the work and tagged her in. She does the same two moves she was doing before she got hurt and then Eve starts taking it too her. There may have been tension between us, but I still HATE to lose. When Eve had her cornered, I took advantage and gave Eve a mean kick straight to the head. I knew she wasn’t getting up from that. Sometimes you just do what you have to do. Maryse capitalized, and in her head, probably thinks she “won it for us!” Oh well…I’m not finished with her just yet. Will I have to team with her again before I get my title rematch…maybe? I honestly don’t know. So on this topic of concern….to be continued!

Michelle McCool “Outside the Ropes:”

We just got back from a 4 day tour of South America. The shows were great, the fans were passionate and the plane rides were long! It seems that many of us, including myself, unfortunately caught the traveler bug the day we got home. Let me tell you, it has NOT been fun. Hopefully it’ll pass in the next day or two.

This month has been absolutely slam packed. The month is already over and I feel like I haven’t even been home. Not too much going on though other than work (sorry…)! I guess sometimes boring can be good. It gives me time to spend with family, catch up with friends (some of whom have gotten engaged – congrats again Cas), clean my house, pay bills – you know…all the fun stuff!

Wrestlemania is right around the corner and I couldn’t be more excited. As always, it’s once again my dream to take part inside the ring at WM! Will it happen….only time will tell! One thing is for sure, I will be prepared!

Hope all is well with you all…..until next time -

Faith to fight the good fight, heart to believe & soul to search within!

Love, MM

Maryses’ #1 fan…..
Tuesday, January 27, 2009, 09:49 AM EST [Faith, Heart & Soul]

I am laughing so hard right now at the blog Maryse posted. Maryse is sadly mistaken if she thinks there is one bone in her body that I am jealous of. Her#1 fan???? Her ego is Her #1 fan and I’m sure that even it gets tired of her telling everyone how “sexy she is!” Wanting to go down as the “sexiest of sexy” in history just proves where your heart is. That’s exactly where it should stay to….I will give it to you though; you have to work with what you’ve got. It’s funny how you seem to show no signs of a “dislocated” knee anywhere but in your mind. So, as for the rematch – I can’t wait! keep your puppies pushed in and all the way up to your forehead b/c that is ALL you’ve got.

Oh…..and by the way, about your new outfit – Candice Michelle called. She wants her robes back! Judging by your “style,” your her #1 fan – now that my friend is something to be proud of! (insert sarcasm here)!

Until next time….faith to fight the good fight, heart to believe and soul to search within!

One era ends……..and another begins!
Saturday, January 17, 2009, 12:35 PM EST [General]

Hey guys! I’ve been thinking long & hard about exactly what to say in this blog. As promised, I am going to continue to give you the Michelle McCool “Outside the ropes” & the Michelle McCool “Inside the Ropes sections. The problem is I have so much to say and only so much space to say it! Soooo….forgive me if it’s hard to follow today, I’ve got a lot on my mind.

Michelle McCool “Outside the ropes!”:

Friday night was a bittersweet night for me (and many of you as well)! As you are probably aware, Victoria decided to retire. After 9 years, several runs as the WWE Women’s Champion, and countless hearts that she has touched, Victoria left a legacy behind….one of hope, one of courage, one of heart and one of character!

Though we’ve had our differences on tv, she is someone very special to me. It’s funny how life goes full circle. From watching her on tv as Godfather’s “Head Ho”, to kicking her butt in diva dodgeball Smile to becoming her opponent, her ally, and most importantly – her friend, I absolutely love that girl to death! She is brave, happy, hilarious, courageous, the list goes on….I can’t even do justice what she means to me. The great thing about her is that I guarantee every person she’s met, she has made a positive impact on in some form or fashion!

For me, she’s been someone to laugh with, someone to cry with, someone to drive with, someone to look up to professionally, someone to look up to personally, someone to be stupid with Smile, someone to share with, someone to trust, but most importantly – a sister I never had! Sis…you know I love you! I know a lot of you may or may not agree with me for posting all this, but in this case I don’t care (sorry) Smile Victoria has been one heck of a competitor whose impact will leave an impression forever! The least I can say is thank you! Like I told you (if you are reading this Victoria) last night, I am honored to have had your last match with you and can’t thank you enough for all you’ve done for not only this company, but me! (insert teary eyes here)

Ok, ok…….enough of the sappy stuff, it’s time for……..

Michelle McCool “Inside the ropes!”

As Victoria leaves, the show must go on. One down, several more to go. I can’t help but to think that my beating her had to do with her retiring, but I guess that doesn’t matter anymore now does it? The only problem now is that there aren’t any ‘true’ competitors left.

Sure, Maryse is the Divas Champion, but I find it no coincidence that she supposedly got “hurt” the week after she stole my title. It’s funny how I didn’t notice her limping around last week when I saw her. Speaking of Maryse….

I have a bone to pick with JR. During my match with Victoria, he had the audacity to say that she (Maryse) and I look and act a bit alike. Other than the blonde hair, there are ZERO similarities and I mean ZERO!!!! I was going to confront him next week because of how irate I was until I read his latest blog here on wwe universe. In his blog, he said one of the smartest things (and what should be obvious to most) he has ever said. And I quote….

“It’s just Michelle McCool’s world and the rest of us are living in it!”

He is absolutely right! So JR….I wholeheartedly forgive you for the comparisons you made between Frenchie and me! And on that note….it’s time to go to work. Let the McCruel Era continue….

Until next time…faith to fight the good fight, heart to believe and soul to search within!